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democracy's @ a crossroads 
  copyright c 2001 drew dellinger
democracy's at a crossroads
  of lost dreams and lost votes
  so yes I'm contesting the election
  requesting the rejection
  of invalid blocks at the ballot box
weakass leaders speak as
  cheaters seek to eke
  out victory
  bend the
  laws in their favor
  and reality bites like the
  jaws of a gator
and the corporate, right-wing, pathetic, mainstream media tries to confound 
  it
  when the issue at hand is thousands of votes that couldn't be cast or haven't 
  been counted
  the combination of this and the lies meant
  disenfranchisement 
and its hard to be awed by how far we've come when we
  are still crossing that bridge from Selma to Montgomery
with respect to these inequities
  all the Supreme Court can say is too bad, so sad
  and leave me hangin'
  like chad
  I need a reprieve and you better believe I think this
  court is out of order
  I'm doubting Thomas, Scalia, Rehnquist
  I take issue with pre/judicial officials
  because their heart is in
  the partisan all out war
  voting 5-4 to deprive Gore
  what I saw was raw politics
  putting the fix in like Nixon
  with tricks in the sleeves of their black robes
  to back those that lack votes
we need some citizens
  for some sit-ins again
  I say we all meet
  on Wall Street
  and lock down
  lock the whole block down
  I'll storm the White House right now
  for real, I ain't havin' it
  I'll uproot Bush and overturn the cabinet
  then let's go to death row
  let's close every jail in the nation, free a
  whole generation plus Mumia
  I'm not joking, we'll end in Oakland
  with some sit-ins on the dock of the Bay
  like the Doc, MLK
  watching the apartheid roll away
I'm settin' precedents
  the planetary poet-in-residence
  call all the Justices and the President-
  tell 'em Drew's comin' to get ya
  no, not to hurt ya
  but to give you a lecture:
  you can't elect yourself 
  that's rule one
  you're done son
  so let's go
  (we'll have your mom and your dad come get you in the limo)
  because democracy's at a crossroads
  I get down at times
  I'm surrounded by hypocrisies
  but I took I an oath to diagnose like
  Hippocrates
  and democracy's at a crossroads
  of lost dreams and lost votes
  drew dellinger is co-founder of the band Sweet Acidophilus 
  and a poet and rap artist. (397 43rd Street; Oakland, CA 94609; 510/653-4573; 
  email: drew@soulforce.com; Web: www.soulforce.com.) c 2001 drew dellinger
Let's Count the Votes
  Written by: Edwin Johnston
  Based on: Give Peace A Chance
  Written by: John Lennon/Paul McCartney
  Additional lyrics: Sean Ono Lennon
  
  Ev'rybody's talkin 'bout
  Elections
  Corrections
  Directions
  Connections
  Cer-tif-ication
  Trepidation
  Race relations
  Split the nation
  All we are saying is let's count the votes
  All we are saying is let's count the votes
  C'mon
  Ev'rybody's talkin 'bout
  Liars
  Buyers
  Triers
  Cryers
  Civil War
  Bush or Gore
  Rule of law
  What's it for?
  All we are saying is let's count the votes
  All we are saying is let's count the votes
  Let me tell you now
  Ev'rybody's talkin 'bout
  Protest
  Contest
  Freakfest
  No rest
  Dimpled chad
  Being mad
  We been had
  They're too glad
  All we are saying is let's count the votes
  All we are saying is let's count the votes
  Let me hear you now
  Ev'rybody's talkin 'bout
  Country
  Not free
  Gotta be
  Liberty
  Fair Vote
  No joke
  Plain folk
 Take note
  All we are saying is let's count the votes
  All we are saying is let's count the votes
  A series of poems received via email author unknown
Ladies and Gentlemen please stand for
George W. Bush
The Right's Tarred Tangled Banana and Controlling Lethal Authority
O say, can you see, that George Bush leans to the Right,
And so grandly he'll fail and the Right's just dreaming.
Whose broad stripes and bright stars, which they like to hide behind.
The last resort of a scoundrel: Superpatriotism.
And the conservatives mad glare as their campaign bursts in air,
Gave proof that the Right, has no there there.
O say, does that star-spangled banner yet wave
For our land to remain free, don't vote for that Knave.
  The Battle Hymn of the Republic
My eyes have seen the Glory of the coming
  of the Demagogue known as George
He raised 100 million dolluhs
  So later his fatcat backers can gorge
He'll hint that blacks, the old and the poor
  appear the nation's bloody scourge
His white Snoot keeps tooting on!
Personal Responsibility
That's what George will bleat to you with glee
It means if you fail you will have to make it on your own
and not get help from me.
Family Values just a cover
Hide the fact Republicans take an illicit lover
Hide your harsh mean economic policies Casanova
and spout platitudes towards John Doe
Glory Glory Hallelujah
Don't let Snorting George Bush Jr Fool Ya
Glory Glory Hallelujah
his white snoot keeps tooting on!
The Beverly Right Wing Hillbillies
Come 'n listen about a man who's brother's name is Jeb
A poor human being, barely kept the poor folks fed
And then one day, he was shootin off his mouth
And up through his brain came compassionate conservatism from the 
  South
Policy that is, Texas Bushwah
Well, the first thing you know, Jeb's brother needs a millionaire
Republican folk said, Jeb's brother, move away from there
Said, Californy is the place you oughta be
So they loaded up the campain bus and they moved to Beverly
Hills, that is, swimmin' pools, movie stars and campaign fundraisers.
Well, now it's time to say goodbye to Jeb's brother and all his kin
They would like to thank you folks for kindly droppin' in
You're all invited back again to this locality
To have a heapin' helpin' of their come trash n hate conservatism
Hillbilly, that is, set a spell, take your shoes off
Y'all come back now, hear?
When Georgie comes campaigning home again,
Bushwah, Bushwah!
We'll give him a hearty unwelcome then
Bushwah, Bushwah!
The men will jeer, the boys will shout,
This Georgie acts like an up and coming Kraut
And then we'll all go away
When Georgie comes campaigning home.
 From: Toni Rizzo toni@mcn.org
  
  In olden times, it could be decades before major events were cast in
  verse. But The Great 2000 Election Controversy is so big that a bunch
  of all-star poets have come out of retirement to quickly set the story
  to rhyme.
For starters, history buff Henry Wadsworth Longfellow:
 Listen, my children, don't dare ignore,
  The midnight actions of Bush and Gore
  In early November, the year ought-ought,
  Hard to believe the mess they wrought.
  Two billion bucks of campaign bounty
  All came down to Palm Beach County.
  What result could have been horrider
  Than the situation we found in Florider?
Edgar Allen Poe is his usual gloomy self:
 Once upon a campaign dreary, one which left us weak and weary
  O'er many a quaint and curious promise of political lore
  While we nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a yapping,
  As of some votes overlapping, energy-zapping to the core
  'Tis a mess here,' we all muttered, as the network anchors stuttered,
 Stuttered over Bush and Gore.
  Could there be another election with such a case of misdirection,
  One with such a weak selection, yet fraught with tension to the core?
Quoth the ravers, "Nevermore."
Britain's Edward Lear's limerick is lighter:
 There once was a U.S. election
  That called for some expert detection -
  How thousands of pollers
  Could become two-holers
  Like outhouses of recollection.
Ditto Ogden Nash:
 I regret to admit that all my knowledge is
  What I learned at Electoral Colleges,
  So tell me please, though I hate to troubya,
  Will the winner be Al, or will it be Dubya?
Joyce Kilmer's a media analyst:
 I thought that I would never see
  The networks all so up a tree.
Walt Whitman is lyrical, as always:
 O' Captain! My Captain! our fearful trip's not done
  The ship has weather'd every rack, but nobody knows who's won.
Alfred Noyes rhythmically rumbles:
 And still of an autumn night they say, with the White House on the
  line,
  When the campaign's a ghostly galleon and both candidates cry, "'Tis
  mine!"
  When the road is a ribbon of ballots, all within easy reach,
  A highwayman comes riding, riding, riding,
  A highwayman comes riding, and punches two holes in each.
Dr. Seuss takes a look at election officials:
 I cannot count them in a box
  I cannot count them with a fox
  I cannot count them by computer
  I will not with a Roto-Rooter
  I cannot count them card-by-card
 I will not 'cause it's way too hard
  I cannot count them on my fingers
  I will not while suspicion lingers.
  I'll leave the country in a jam -
  I can't count ballots, Sam-I-Am.